What to do when you lock yourself out of the house...

Step 1: Stare in the window at the keys sitting on the bench.

Step 2: Wonder how the f*$% you were stupid enough to lock yourself out.

Step 3: Attempt break into your house using a credit card.

Step 4: Swear a lot because you've now ruined two cards and the door still isn't open.

Step 5: Curse the fact that you recently changed the door knob to one that is apparently much more secure than previously.

Step 6: Pull some random wire out of your purse and attempt to pick the lock, even though you have no idea how.

Step 7: Call the hubby to come and let you in and proceed to get laughed at.

Step 8: Curse at the fact that you haven't yet given out the new keys to friends who would not laugh at you for locking yourself out.

Step 9: Sit down on the housing for the hose and turn the heel of your current sock project.

Step 10: Freeze your ass off.

Step 11: Greet the husband, who again laughs at you, but lets you in the house.

Step 12: Finish turning the heel and head off to work, with keys in hand this time!